Jessica Lange Shades The Hell Out Of Lady Gaga Joining “AHS”Jessica Lange Shades The Hell Out Of Lady Gaga Joining “AHS”

Jessica Lange’s reaction to Lady Gaga joining the cast of “American Horror Story” speaks for itself. [Defamer]
Wait a second, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are really dating? Huh. [Us Weekly]
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were apparently the last to find out about Bruce Jenner’s alleged transition. [People]
Kris Jenner talked Jared Leto’s ear off at a fashion week party and while it sounds like he thinks “she’s nuts!” I kind of want these two to hook up and become my new face random celeb couple, KriLeto. Or maybe LeJenner? No. JeLeto? Ugh, sorry, gotta work on this one. [Bossip/Hollywood Life]
Liza Minnelli, 69, has entered rehab for substance abuse treatment. [People]
Madonna says her dream is to go on a date with Drake and only kiss him. I’m pretty sure that can be arranged. [Page Six]
Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer, Rebecca’s pop culture besties, are expecting a baby! [Billboard]
Dakota Johnson’s thoughts on the BDSM in “Fifty Shades of Grey” are, well, stupid and uneducated. [ONTD]
A dominatrix says swimmer Michael Phelps paid her to pee on it. INSERT OBVIOUS WATER SPORTS JOKE. [Death and Taxes]
Remember MTV’s Spring Break? [Deadspin]